Archive for the ‘Your Keyword Sucks’ Category

Buy Me On Amazon! But Be Prepared to Spend

Looking to see what an average YOU would go for these days?? Well you can find out! List yourself on Amazon.com or see how much stock you’re worth on the open market. Apparently I sell as a beauty product, what will you be?

buy-me-pics-copySuggestions to PPC users, and pay attention:

  • Dynamic Keyword Insertion should be used with extreme caution. Especially for beginners.
  • Tighten those ad groups ladies!! Hopefully Amazon doesn’t think it can actually sell ANYTHING! “Me” should definitely not be one of their product lines, or I’m in trouble.
  • Be careful with acronyms and colloquialisms. “ME” stock doesn’t mean the same thing to you as it means to me. I’m the user, not you.

In the end, you may not have thought anyone would search the term “buy me.” But isn’t that the point? Your PPC ads should only be showing for those keywords that represent your business, that identify and pre-qualify the user, and find the user that is ready to BUY. I’m not looking to buy ME, so don’t let your ad show up when I search it. Your PPC Sucks.

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03 2009

Kill A Cop Careers Advertised on Google

Someone Selling Obama on Pay Per Click Advertising?

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03 2009

Funny PPC! Buy Meth From Ebay.com and Local.com

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03 2009

Shopzilla Has Bargain Prices on Leg Amputees

Yahoo Relevancy Fails Again - Mickey Mouse & Tupperware?

Bid On A Misspelled Word, But Don’t Use It In Your Ad

Adwords Keyword Tool Suggested Baby Makin’ Music

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03 2009

eBay.Com Sells Everything, Including God

RetailMeNot.Com’s PPC Ad Selling Children ?

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03 2009