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	<title>Your PPC Sucks &#187; Your Keyword Sucks</title>
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		<title>Ladies, Debenhams says your feet stink</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/ladies-debenhams-says-your-feet-stink</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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 photo credit: stuartpilbrow
According to Debenhams PPC targeting, Women&#8217;s shoes posses a rather pungent smell and they have a sale?! Does anyone hear negatives? Thanks to Russel for submitting this PPC advert!

The &#8216;Stinky Feet Remedy&#8217; is nicely targeted, even &#8216;Odour Shoes&#8217; at Amazon I can deal with (for the moment) but Debenhams Blue Cross Sale?!  Talk about a waste of ad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy Me On Amazon! But Be Prepared to Spend</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking to see what an average YOU would go for these days?? Well you can find out! List yourself on Amazon.com or see how much stock you&#8217;re worth on the open market. Apparently I sell as a beauty product, what will you be?
Suggestions to PPC users, and pay attention:

Dynamic Keyword Insertion should be used with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kill A Cop Careers Advertised on Google</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/kill-a-cop-careers-advertised-on-google</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/kill-a-cop-careers-advertised-on-google#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yourppcsucks.com/?p=188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s plain and simple. Google obviously must be perceived to have a &#8216;trusty&#8217; index of information for people to turn to it for all of their needs. Regardless off how legal or screwed up they are, Google returns information all the time. But I can&#8217;t quite admit they should advertise on every ad and search, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Someone Selling Obama on Pay Per Click Advertising?</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/someone-selling-obama-on-pay-per-click-adverising</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/someone-selling-obama-on-pay-per-click-adverising#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 06:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[nextag]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yourppcsucks.com/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you a lobbyist, activists, and/or someone in the pursuit of buying our new president for personal or financial gain? Our PPC humor blog here on www.yourPPCsucks.com has uncovered a loophole in our democracy You can buy President Obama on NexTag.Com.
We (the aforementioned PPC humor blog) wanted to buy off Obama in the hopes we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny PPC! Buy Meth From Ebay.com and Local.com</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/funny-ppc-buy-meth-from-ebaycom-and-localcom</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/funny-ppc-buy-meth-from-ebaycom-and-localcom#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Ad was user submission: Thanks Ben!
We all know you can find just about ANYTHING on the internet. What you may not know, is despite Google&#8217;s strict rules prohibiting the sale of illegal drugs via Adwords, eBay.Com and Local.com have found a way to solicit Meth. Crystal.
The hard stuff. Ice. Crank. White Crunch. Crizzy. Devil Dust.
It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shopzilla Has Bargain Prices on Leg Amputees</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/shopzilla-has-bargain-prices-on-leg-amputees</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/shopzilla-has-bargain-prices-on-leg-amputees#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yourppcsucks.com/?p=159</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s start this post with answering a common question that will come to mind. No, I don&#8217;t know why anyone was searching for &#8216;leg amputees&#8216; on Google. But, a user gave me a link to the results page and I had to write a post about it.  
&#8220;So, honey &#8211; when does our new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yahoo Relevancy Fails Again &#8211; Mickey Mouse &amp; Tupperware?</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/yahoo-relevancy-fails-again-mickey-mouse-tupperwar</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/yahoo-relevancy-fails-again-mickey-mouse-tupperwar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I finished beating up Yahoo for having a horrible ad serving engine and failure to care about keyword-ad relevancy, they amazed me yet again. I searched for Mickey Mouse, and right in the middle of their ads was this little gem:
I&#8217;m no genius, but www.my.tupperware.com isn&#8217;t trying sell anything to do with Mickey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bid On A Misspelled Word, But Don&#8217;t Use It In Your Ad</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/bid-on-misspelled-keyword-bad-ppc-a</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/bid-on-misspelled-keyword-bad-ppc-a#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are plenty of times I would recommend bidding on misspellings in your PPC campaign. People often misspell search terms.
But don&#8217;t be stupid and use it in your ad. It&#8217;s bad PPC, and really bad advertising.

How the heck did ALL the businesses bidding on the term &#8216;chilrens&#8217; end up using dynamic keyword insertion? (if it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adwords Keyword Tool Suggested Baby Makin&#8217; Music</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/adwords-keyword-tool-suggested-baby-makin-music</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/adwords-keyword-tool-suggested-baby-makin-music#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[That's Embarrassing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Your Keyword Sucks]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yourppcsucks.com/?p=118</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We got a suggestion trough our submission form today that basically outlined that their own campaign was running some bad ppc keywords and sucking money. They operate a baby/child music and song website and used the Adwords keyword suggestion tool.
They missed a crucial keyword.
We logged into an Adwords account to verify suggestions for Children&#8217;s Music: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eBay.Com Sells Everything, Including God</title>
		<link>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/ebaycom-sells-everything-including-god</link>
		<comments>http://www.yourppcsucks.com/ebaycom-sells-everything-including-god#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BABs - the Bad Advertising Bot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even if you could bid on this, would you?
I think &#8216;omnipresent&#8217; indicates free shipping  at least.
(okay I am going to hell)
]]></description>
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