Google Search Bar Suggestion Blooper : Eat A Midget

This has nothing directly to do with PPC but I had to share. While looking for some PPC ad’s to make fun of here on, Google made my day and put a smile on my face when they suggested some search terms while I typed “eat a”.

Google Search Suggestion. Eat a catholic person, midget, small person.I’ve tried re-creating it, but the suggestions are different for each day I search almost (and depending on which account I am logged into).

I’ve never wanted to eat a midget or catholic person, but if Google suggests it I might. I mean, it is THEIR company motto that says, “Don’t Be Evil”.  If cannibalism isn’t evil, atleast they are suggesting I start with a catholic person or a midget.


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03 2009

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  1. 1

    I seriously need to start typing random search terms! Just wondering how many searches it takes for Google to make it a suggestion…scary thought!! =D

  2. admin #

    Dangerous Dolly,

    I just started typing “punch a” and one of the suggestions was “punch a baby in the face”. I guess it shouldn’t take you too long 🙂

  3. jason s #

    I once typed ‘how to kill’ and found ‘how to kill chuck norris’ and ‘how to kill me neighbors dog’.


  4. admin #

    You are Jason Statham aren’t you… no ‘Jason S’ would want to know how to kill Chuck Norris, but Jason Statham.

  5. Nate J #

    I love the Suggestions Google gives you…All I know is that when I typed in EAT A….Google did not bring back very censored results that Mothers everywhere would be outraged….But one of my favorites is a search for I am extremely and google suggests “I am extremely terrified of chinese people”…HAHAHA 🙂

  6. don't be caught with embarassing mistakes in your post when making fun of someone else. #

    atleast I am using firefox because at least it spellchecks :p

  7. admin #

    I’ll be the first to admit I make plenty of mistakes in blog posts. Go ahead- be a troll – make fun of em. I don’t care.

    If it’s you though – start using that glorious firefox that spell checks soon. Which version do you want to use “Atleast” or “at least”… you used both.

  8. 8

    That is actually a browser auto complete and not a Google suggestion.


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