Let’s break down the key components of this advert
“Will explode the Japan nuclear reactor?”
Firstly, I don’t know where to even start with this one! Unless Yoda has taken up PPC then I would recommend getting a competent English speaking individual to write your adverts or learn to “speak English motherfucker”.
Secondly, what’s with the weird spacing before the exclamation and punctuation mark ? !
Also, is anyone else worried about this picture? Personally it leaves me with a couple of worrying questions:
- Is that actually Angelina Jolie – is she aware that they’re using her face for a Facebook advert?
- Why is she licking blood/Jam from her face?
- Who still wears black polo-necks?
- Why is she creepily looking at the copy? What are you insinuating?!
Based on these questions, this advert leads me to conclude that said person in this advert is a vampire who enjoys world disasters and feeds off people’s blood. Seriously, at this level of logic why not use Charlie Sheen laughing at the situation in Libya as a split test?!