Shopzilla Has Bargain Prices on Leg Amputees
Let’s start this post with answering a common question that will come to mind. No, I don’t know why anyone was searching for ‘leg amputees‘ on Google. But, a user gave me a link to the results page and I had to write a post about it. 
“So, honey - when does our new leg amputee come in? You know we have to keep up with the Jones’s!”
What I really want to know is, what word was Shopzilla.com bidding on? Leg or Amputees?
Neither. They are actually bidding on the term “Leg Amputees” exactly. Naturally, I HAD to see the landing page so I clicked through. (is that click fraud? . . . sorry)
They did a great job building up my excitement! “You’re about to discover great deals on…. Leg Amputees”. Yes! I can’t wait!
. . . . sad panda. It was disappointing. Nothing. They don’t actually sell any leg amputees.
Screw you Shopzilla!
I am sure you share in my disappointment, and I am sorry you can’t actually buy a leg amputee, but I have good new for those with a very specific kind of fetish: (still using the same search term ‘leg amputees’).
I love the internet, it does so much for all of us.
